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Pero comes to a hotel in
London.
Receptionist asks:
R: First name?
P: Pero.
R: Last name?
P:
Hadzi-PopTrajkovski.
R: Sex?
M: Twice a week.
R: No, no, no. Male or female?
P: Doesn't matter.
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Mesna
Zaednica = Meat Community
Mnogu se sekirav = I
axed myself very much
Ra~unajte na mene =
Calculate on me
Pederu{ka = Fag Bag
[to ima? = What has?
Koj te {i{a = Who cuts
your hair
Zo{to da ne = Why yes no
Nosi se = Carry
yourself
Od pamtivek = since
remember century
Izbri{i se = erase
yourself
Tekovni pra{awa =
Liquid questions
Da se zeme zdravo za gotovo
= To take healthy for over
idi begaj = go escape
Da se vodi smetka =
to lead the bill
Samoubiec = only killer
Ajde da igrame karti =
Let's play tickets
Dve jajca na oko =
Two eggs on eye
Barem da imav malku pove}e
vreme = If I only had a little more weather
Go delam va{eto mislenje
= I divide your opinion
Na lice mesto = On the
face of the place
Toj e svetla to~ka = He
is bright full stop
Sto ti pa\a na pamet =
What is falling on your brain
Pukavme od sme{ka = We
were shooting from laughter
Na koj ti toa = To whom
you this
Zemja pijan = drunk as a
earth
Da pivneme ne{to od noga
= Let's drink something from the legs
Sopruga = With railway
Pop-Pea~ = Priest-singer
Usmereno obrazovanie =
Directed cheeking
The English
Language
No wonder the English language is so hard to learn:
We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
The present is a good time to present the present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a
bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer
line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of novocain injections, my jaw got
number.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
I had to subject the subject to a number of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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